• Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

enochliew:

Roof Gardens in Rome

australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

windazure:

idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.